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Iphones Jokes

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

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Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products?

Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.

(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)

What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al

(My 7 year old's joke)

With the increasing price and size of Iphones……

If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you’ll need to have deep pockets.





( first time here, I hope is not too bad)

Two autocorrecting iPhones walk into a bear

Bard*

BRA*

BOAR*

JESUS %#$&ING CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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What if iPhones auto-corrected duck instead of f*ck?

"I went to the park and fed some fucks by the pond today."

Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike?

Employee discounts

An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests.

The workers' main demand is "more playtime".

What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego?

No Chargers.

iPhones map app has major problems

iPhone map app has a major problem. The voice directed me to "turn left then bear right" .... but it was really just a cat sitting there.

The two men were in an argument about iPhones vs Androids

It was quite the deviceive issue!

There is a guy that keeps stealing iPhones

I'm sure he will soon FaceTime!

Did you hear about the guy whose been stealing iPhones all over town?

He is going to Face Time soon.

Do you know why iPhones have small "i"s?

Cuz they made in China.

Why are iPhones afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 X

What will happen to your iPhone under Communism?

There won't be any iPhones, but you will have an UsPhone.

BATMAN: These new iPhones are great!

WONDER WOMAN: I know right, it's so easy to stay in touch with each other.

FLASH: How come I didn't get one?

GREEN LANTERN: Sorry man, Apple doesn't run Flash.

Judging by how expensive this year's iPhones are...

It's no wonder why they're called the iPhone Excess and iPhone Excess Max

What do iPhones like to drink?

Apple Juice

Why did the two new iPhones hate each other?

They were iPhone Xs

I find that the price of the iPhones to be...

XSsvive...


...I’ll show myself out.

The new iPhones are at the climax of political correctness

It's not XL, it's XS Max.

What's the difference between Samsung and iphones?

You get more bang for your buck with Samsungs.

A group of IPhones walk into a bar

Bartender: Get out!

IPhones: Why?

Bartender: I know you don't have any money!

IPhones: How?

Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!

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Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens...

They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.

What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads?

"Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"

An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft.

'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.

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