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Iphone 7 Jokes

My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7.

I wish I had an iPhone 7.

What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common?

They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.

Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway!

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.

IPhone 7 headphone jack

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It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal.

It got de-ported

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Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7?

Yea they took the jack off

My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7

Just jacks off

new iPhone 7

son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7

Dad: What is the magic word?

son: Natasha

Dad: who is Natasha

son: your lover

Dad: do you need also a case?

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything....

But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.

iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot

It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

Just got the iPhone 7.

It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months

With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ...

... I think we'll also have to charge the charger.

So an iPhone 7 gets arrested...

He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song...

Hit the road Jack

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Why do people dislike the new iPhone 7 so much?

It can't do jack shit.

An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ...

I'll have a Jack please!

I left my iPhone 7 in my car seat

When I came back, the car window was broken. Someone had left another iPhone 7 in my car. So not fair!

I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7

Because you can have apples with jacks

I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7

I guess it won't be very 6s-ful

I really hate people who brag about their expensive stuff

Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus

EDIT : had to manage as my MacBook Pro ran out of battery

Husband on second day of marriage...

...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.

She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '

iPhone's from the future.

2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack

2017: iPhone 8=no battery

2018: iPhone 9=no screen

2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000

Relationships are like smartphones.....

You look at your iPhone 7 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.

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