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Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?

Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.

Thanos came to Earth in 2023

seeking the six Infinity Stones. As he sat on a rock, waiting for his underlings to bring the Stones to him, three strange men arrived in front of him, seemingly out of nowhere. One wore a red cape, another bore a red shield, the third was clad in a red suit. They fought, and it was a bloody battle,...

I've had kidney stones for my entire life and it seems that they'll always be there forever

They're infinity stones

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Chuck Norris once pissed out 6 kidney stones....

Today they are known as infinity stones.

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