Jack Schitt, Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock a...
Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic
Like who wouldn’t wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
A witch finishes watching Monsters Inc...
And has an idea. Surely if children’s laughter is more powerful, then orphans crying for joy would make their tears MORE magical! So she teleports outside of a young orphans bedroom and slowly enters the room.
Inside, the young child in the bed stirs awake. “Who’s there?” He asks the figure. ...
One of the founders of a large company called Aloecorp, Inc. recently got divorced
His wife is seeking aloemoney
I've played Plague Inc.
We should've shut down right off the bat
There is a Monsters Inc Comedy Show in Disney World and you can send in jokes to be included, here's mine (it was included)
What's a swamp monster's favorite holiday treat.
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All the scarers in monsters inc are gay
They're always coming out of closets
He will now just be known as ince Andrew
After the Pr disaster.
<Twiddling thumbs waiting to find out that someone already came up with this?>
What do you call a dog run marketing business
Dad joke inc
Did you know that in Trinidad and Tobago is costs £2.50 for a pie and in Jamaica it costs £3?
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv
They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.
Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.
They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.
I know we've all been asking for more realism in games...
...But Plague Inc. wasn't what I had in mind.
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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest
After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...
Johnny's last day at work
Johnny has worked for Exploit Inc for 40 Years. On top of a bad company culture, he had one of the worst boss you could ever imagine. Despite being a manager himself, everyday he had to bring coffee to his boss. The company never wanted to pay for a lift so he had to climb up two levels of stairs. A...
Timmy Got a Job!
Timmy boy, a young hobo who left home in search for wealth, got his 14th job in the 3 months he has been traveling. His first shift at Bob’s Animal Candies Inc. started at 9 am, Tuesday. After working for hours at the breath fresheners’ line, he began to get bored, so Timmy decided to take a break t...
I thought I was hired as a manager in a Spanish company. But then they called me and asked me for an interview.
I wasn’t quite expecting the Spanish Inc. Quiz Session
Satan was severely depressed.
Fewer and fewer souls each new year were coming to hell and it was soon becoming quite empty. So Satan hired an analyst to find out what was going wrong. The analyst traveled all over hell, interviewed lesser demons, and surveyed the experiences of tortured souls, taking notes here and there. A week...
Old but gold
One day, John visited Rick to borrow some movie to watch.
John: "can i borrow some of your movies?"
Rick: "Sure thing, just follow me"
John followed rick to a room full of movies from a to z
Rick: "so what are you looking for?"
John: "oh just some family friend...
So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...
I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
So in Cheerio Land there are 4 levels to the social hierarchy.
At the bottom you've got plain cheerios, these are your basic working class folks.
Above them are the honey nut cheerios, more of the middle-management level cheerios.
After them are the fruity cheerios, you know, the real artsy, middle-class types.
At the top are the frosted ch...
A Day in the Life of a Cheerio
One day in Cheerio City, an ordinary young Cheerio started his day. He decided to get a job. He was nearing his sell by date and figured it was time. There are three social classes in Cheerio City: the Regulars, the Wheats, and the Frosteds. The young Cheerio was simply a Regular and had little to n...
There's been some interesting science news today.
Apparently materials with a half life of 3 pass through valves at a extremely slow rate.