House Plant Jokes - 3 Hilarious House Plant Jokes

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YSK - The number one reason house plants die is OVER watering.

The number two reason is under watering.

What do me and my house plant have in common?

We’re both dying inside.

What do a new house plant and a new relationship have in common?

No matter how good my intentions, eventually I'm going to kill it.

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