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Hour Glass Jokes

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I know why women want to be shaped like an hour glass.

Because all they do is waste my time

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I work at a crematorium, and recently received an unclaimed corpse that came with a note that read: inherited wealth—never worked a day in his life. So I cremated him, and put his ashes in an hour glass...

he's been working ever since.

Amish elevator.

An Amish man and his son walk into a hotel and were amazed by all the sights and sounds of the hotel. What interested the Amish man the most were the doors that had a bright sheen on them.

He turns to his son and says "Son these are some of the most amazing doors I have ever seen." At this ...

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