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Homeschooled Jokes

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Why do thots never get homeschooled?

Because they fuck their teacher for food and clothes, not grades.

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My best friend lost his virginity to one of his teachers

Sounded cool until I remembered he was homeschooled

I am homeschooled and it has always been hard. Today though I found a really easy way to get an A!

All you have to do is sleep with the teacher

Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade.

Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.

I had a 69 with my son's teacher,

wait, he's homeschooled. Nevermind.

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Two friends were talking

And one said, 'What's the worst thing you've ever done?'

To which he replied, 'I stole some milk from the supermarket one day. What's the worst thing you've ever done?'

'I had sex with my teacher.'

'But I thought you were homeschooled...'

'Yeah...'

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I know a guy that had a sexual relationship with one of his teachers

I suppose there’s a lot less competition when you’re homeschooled

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4 friends are hanging out

They’re recalling all the mischief they got into in school. The first one says i used smoke in the bathroom. The second one goes, well I lit off fireworks in class. The third one says that’s nothing, I rode my motorcycle through the hallways. The last one says, I’ve got you all beat, the principle c...

My teacher gave me an F...

So I gave her daughter a D.


But then I realised I was homeschooled.

The only thing I hate more than my teachers flirting with me...

Is being homeschooled.

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The principal was sleeping with my teacher

Everybody knew it, it was so awkward. He was so brash, calling her into his office right in the middle of the school day. The other cool thing about being homeschooled…

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What’s the worst part about having sex with your teacher?

Realizing your homeschooled.

Today I can finally say that I've banged all of my classmates

I'm homeschooled


***Sweet home Alabama***

I just saw my high-school english teacher the other day and she didn't remember me.

I was homeschooled.

I just met my high school English teacher the other day and she didn't remember who I was and it made me sad because..

.. I was her favorite student and was homeschooled.

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Guys, I just had sex with one of my teachers!!!!1!

Man, I Love being homeschooled

My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class

He is homeschooled

Got suspended for cussing out my teacher

Not a bad consequence considering I'm homeschooled

A kid came home to find his parents sitting at a table, looking disappointed. “Son, you’ve been expelled,” his dad said.

“But I’m homeschooled!” he wailed in despair.

“That’s the point. Now get out.”

All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school

But honestly, being homeschooled sucked.

My grade school teacher would often touch me in inappropriate places.

Places like the kitchen and the living room. I hated being homeschooled

So one time, I had a crush on my female teacher...

But then I remembered I was homeschooled

I think I have a crush on my teacher

Me: I think I have a crush on my teacher

Friend: That's gross

Me: I've heard it's pretty common

Friend: But you're homeschooled

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What makes masturbating to your teacher slightly uncomfortable?

You’re homeschooled.

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A guy and his friend are sitting on the couch while having a conversation.

One of them says "hey man, i fucked your teacher in grade 5."

The other says "but, we were homeschooled!"

He says "I know."

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My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part.

....I'm homeschooled.

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Little Timmy was in 3rd Grade

One day he went to class and as soon as he sat down, his teacher walked up to him and slammed a test on his desk. “You’re an absolute failure!” she yelled at him. Little Timmy was devastated, he’d never been yelled at like this before, but he bottled up his emotions and did his work. The class ended...

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My friend once told me that he fucked his teacher.

He also told me that he's homeschooled

I'm worried about my friend. He was bragging about getting a handjob from his teacher.

I said, "That's disgusting, you're homeschooled."

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My neighbor kid had weird religious parents.

They homeschooled their kids and put them in old fashioned clothes. The boy my age they named Holy and constantly reminded him to live up to his name and live a holy life. He took it seriously but over time it became a burden along with the teasing he got for having a weird name. At 17 he had a ment...

The sad tale of George and Karen.

George and Karen were highschool sweet hearts, and got married at 19. They were the perfect couple. Except for one thing.

For ten years, George and Karen gave it their all to have a baby. They calculated her cycles, ate right, and went to doctors. But, in the end Geroge just didn't produce en...

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