If a doctor takes a hippocratic oath after completing med school, what does a lawyer take after graduating law school?

A hypocritical oath.

I've memorized the hippocratic oath! It goes: 'Clack clack clack clack clack!'

To be fair, it's the Hungry Hungry Hippocratic oath.

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A woman is getting dressed after her visit to the doctor

"So, Doctor", she says, "How about a kiss goodbye?"

"I'm sorry", the doctor replies, "But that would be terribly unethical. Hippocratic Oath and all that. I really shouldn't have even had sex with you".

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