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Why do girls call my dick the Hindenburg?

Cause it b limp

I once told a joke about the Hindenburg.

It didn't land well.

The Hindenburg

Edit: Wow! I didn't know this would blow up!

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The Hindenburg is the greatest feat of aeronautical engineering in all of human history

Edit: Holy shit this blew up

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The Hindenburg...

Edit: Holy shit, this blew up

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What is the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming nazi gasbag and the other is a zeppelin.

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster.

Next up: Led Zeppelin.

If social media were a thing in 1937

would people on the Hindenburg say:

"Here before this blows up."

TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat

After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity.

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What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible.

I started watching this show called "Greatest Tragedies."

Their episode on 9/11 made for a great pilot, but the Hindenburg episode was when it crashed and burned.

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When people tell me that the U.S. made the first hydrogen bomb, I always have to correct them...

It was obviously the Nazis with their *Hindenburg*.

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