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If you give someone a Mahler Symphony record as a gift

Would it be considered a “Gustav Christmas Present?”

Did you know that Eiffel Tower was named after the engineer who designed and built the tower?

Mr. Gustave Tower.

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger go to a theme party.

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are planning ahead to attend a theme party. The theme is famous composers, and Lundgren suggests “We should all go as a composer from our respective heritage. I could be Franz Berwald. He had interests in the arts and sciences, much like me.”<...
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