There's a centaur walking around in a hazmat suit.
He's from the Centaurs for disease control.
In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point."
We didn't have those fancy hazmat suits you all wear today
Just purchased a hazmat suite.
Now I’m ready for that next toxic relationship.
Two scientist were exploring Chernobyl years after the incident.
They were shocked to find a man still living in the area seemingly unaffected by the radiation. They ask the man if he would return with them to conduct some tests to which he agreed.
They explained that as the man was probably highly irradiated, he would have to put on some protective clothi...
A time traveler comes back from the year 2045
I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...
Jimmy was not feeling well, so he went to the hospital to get tested ...
Two days later, he received a call to get to the hospital as fast as he could and NOT to have contact with anyone.
Upon arrival, he was ushered to a room where everyone was in HAZMAT suits.
The lead doctor said, "Sir.....I am sorry to inform you that your tests came back, and you are p...