A man owns an elections store

One day, another electronics store opens up beside him with a massive sign proclaiming "Best deals"

In the afternoon of the same day another electronics store opens up on the other side with a ginormous sign claiming "lowest prices"

The man is worried until he has a brilliant idea. The...

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it was nothing

A mother and her young son are taking a walk through the countryside when the son spots a horse with a huge errection raging between its legs.

"Mommy, what is that thing hanging between the horses legs?" he asks
The mother blushes and avoids the question "Oh, erm... that's nothing"

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