What did the Pope say to the heretic who successfully lobbied to be buried on hallowed ground?
"What we have here is a failure to excommunicate!"
A man is walking in a storm, alone and lost. He then comes upon a Monastery.
Having no place to go, the poor man approaches the wooden desolate door of the old Monastery and knocks upon the door. The door opens to a rather withered old Monk, who greets the man. “I am the Head Monk of this monastery. Can I help you?” The man asks for refuge overnight and is taken up into the ...
What did the christian say to the ladies at the gym?
Hallowed be thy gains
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarcerati...
About to go to Arlington National Cemetery with my family
Me: “Arlington - our nations most hallowed ground” Dad: “actually I think the Grand Canyon is our nations most hallowed ground” Me: “the ultimate dad joke - happy Father’s Day haha”