Green Card Jokes - 7 Hilarious Green Card Jokes

Why did the tourist pay for everything with their green card?

Because they never got their Visa.

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What do you call a bird without a green card?

An illeagle

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Why don't you want to play Uno with Donald Trump?

He takes away all the green cards.

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It's really weird playing Uno with a Mexican.

They never get any green cards.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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In Mexico, UNO is actually only played with three colors.

Well, they come with four, but everyone just keeps the green cards for themselves.

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Mexico didn't get a single yellow card against Germany in this football match.

Which is fine, since they only care about Green Cards.

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