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Why did the tourist pay for everything with their green card?

Because they never got their Visa.

What do you call a bird without a green card?

An illeagle

Why don't you want to play Uno with Donald Trump?

He takes away all the green cards.

It's really weird playing Uno with a Mexican.

They never get any green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

In Mexico, UNO is actually only played with three colors.

Well, they come with four, but everyone just keeps the green cards for themselves.

Mexico didn't get a single yellow card against Germany in this football match.

Which is fine, since they only care about Green Cards.

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