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Goku Jokes

Where does Goku keep his ice cream?

In the Freiza.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But facebook said it was too weak.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?

Because he is a cyan

What do you do with Goku’s dead body?

Put it in the Frieza.

Goku be like...

Paper-Paper-Haaaa

What’s Goku’s favorite beer?

Kamehameheineken

Goku gets into a car accident

and has to be rushed to the E.R. He has a piece of shrapnel stuck in his arm and is in extreme pain. He gets to the front desk and yells at the nurse "Help! I'm in extreme pain! I have shrapnel in my arm!"

The nurse looks at him calmly and says, "sure, but first you have to fill out this ins...

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What Power Level does Goku use in the bathroom?

he goes Pooper Saiyan

What is a quote by Goku called?

A Super Saiyan

What did Son Goku tell his wife after she got mad that he wanted to correct her all the time?

"I'm just saiyan..."

My blond friend once used “GokuBatmanHulkPikachuBakugouLucinaMulanAangBangkok” as his e-mail password.

He said that his password needed 8 Characters with 1 Capital.

Obedient husband

Little boy was curious why did his father do everything his mother asked, so one day he asked his dad: "Dad, why are you so obedient. None of other dads listen to their wife's like you."
Dad said: "Well, you see son, when you were born, your mother and I made a deal. If she would allow me to give...

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

Anything you want, baby.

There once was a man who had done everything his wife told him to since the day they were married. Whether it was taking out the trash, doing the dishes, or pulling weeds, he did it the second she asked.

Then one day, his son decided that he had been befuddled as to why he did this for to lon...

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