Dragon Ball Jokes - 17 Hilarious Dragon Ball Jokes

Frieza from Dragon Ball Z gets a job as a medical receptionist

After a long day of fighting Vegeta comes into the Dr’s office to get some wounds looked at. As a new patient, Frieza directs him to fill out a hefty stack of new patient paperwork.

After some time, Vegeta brings his finished paperwork to Frieza only to be handed another stack of paperwork. ...

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They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people.

It's called Draggin' Balls Z

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Dragon Ball Z is real.

Messi collected 7 golden balls and successfully wished for a world cup.

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...

My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

Dragon Ball fans are like creationists

If you talk about Evolution, they get mad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

How do you synthesize/summarise Dragon Ball into one word?

The answer is: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Who is Gordon Ramsays least favourite Dragon Ball character?

Frieza

Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but...

I think his brother was cooler.

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.

Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?

Vegeta-bles

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

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Do y'know there's Dragon Ball Z smut?

Kamehameha Sutra

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls.

A guy walks into his kitchen and sees his roommate writing on a piece of paper

Guy: what's up?

Roommate: Im legally changing my name to Dragon Ball Z.

Guy: wait, what, can you even do that?

Roommate: yea, it's a lot of paperwork tho.
This isn't even my final form.

What do furries and weeaboos have in common?

They both like dragon balls.

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