What does Bigfoot do to keep his glutes in shape?

Sasquats

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What is it called when you compare glutes and chest muscles?

Ass-Pec Ratio

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What did the rower say to his glute-strengthening apparatus after he found his missing rowing instrument?

Butt weight, there's m'oar!

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An extremely attractive young blond woman goes to a massage parlor.

She explains that this will be her first massage, and she really has no idea what to expect. The masseur tells her she'll need to disrobe and lie on the table. The young woman blushes, but strips off all of her clothes, struts across the room, and lies on the massage table.

The masseur can't...

My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries'

But I'm on a glute-free diet

Why does each Jedi have a fat stomach and saggy ass?

Only a Sith deals in abs n glutes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose...












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