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Glutes Jokes

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I went to my clinic to have my Depo shot injected, when the nurse asked if I'd like it in the glutes or arm

I responded with

I get in the arm so I don't have to take it up the

What does Bigfoot do to keep his glutes in shape?

Sasquats

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What is it called when you compare glutes and chest muscles?

-Pec Ratio

Why does each Jedi have a fat stomach and saggy ?

Only a Sith deals in abs n glutes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose...












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