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Genetically Modified Jokes

I only eat genetically modified chicken

It just tastes CRISPR

I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you...

I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon...

Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?

Store worker: Why do you ask?

Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?

"Should I be concerned about eating genetically modified tomatoes?"

Tomato: "No"

Scared of eating genetically modified fruit?

Grow a pear.

Dave: Excuse me, sir, is this carrot genetically modified?

Clerk: No, why do you ask?

Carrot: No, really, why do you ask?

Say what you will about genetically modified animals

At least were should get CRISPR bacon!

What Sound Does a Genetically Modified Cow Make?

"Gmoo"

A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified.

"No." Said the farmer "No." Said the tomato

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

Lady goes to the market to buy potatoes.

Lady: excuse me, sir, but are these potatoes genetically modified?

Grocer: probably, but what's it to you?

Potato: yeah, what's it to you?

A guy walks in a supermarket to buy tomatoes

Once he reaches to the tomato stand he asks:

Guy: Are this tomatoes genetically modified?

Tomato: No.

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