A man’s car breaks down on a dim lot road in the middle of no where.
He calls a mechanic to come but he won’t be able to get to him till the next morning and it’s getting quite cold. He gets out his car and starts walking down the road to see if he can find anyone to help him. About 5 minutes down the road he finds a monastery with some monks in. They invite him in a...
What type of rock is a really good friend?
My new housemate is French...
My new housemate is French. Last night when he got home I said, "Nice to know you're from France.. My favourite place is North of France, actually.."
"Let me guess," he said, "Lille.. Arras.. or maybe Côte d'Opale?.."
"No, England." I replied.