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Forme Jokes

If Marie Antoinette, Anne Boleyn, Charles I, and Louis XVI formed a band, what would its name be?

The Talking Heads.

If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be?

The Heavy Hitters.

I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes"

... haven't gotten a gig yet though.

I formed a new musical group called Katniss...

It's a tribute band.

A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:

"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"
...

I’ve formed a new Jewish Basketball team with my friends.

Gefilte Swish

Some crocodiles formed a band that does parody songs.

It's a pun croc band.

Einstein, Hawking, Heisenberg and Schrödinger formed a band.

It's called "The Inconvenient Truths."

They play music with that old Al Gore Rhythm.

Hey have you heard of the sommeliers that formed a rock band?

They're called *Effervescence*. Their hit singles include *"My Last Breathalyzer Test"* and *"Bring Me More Wine"*. And who could forget *"Lacrymismosa"*?

Did you hear about that music band formed from ex potato chip workers?

They called themselves “panic at Nabisco”

I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

The members of the newly-formed Justice League were introducing themselves to each other.

S: “I’m Superman; I can fly, move at super speed, and have super strength.”

B: “I’m Batman; I’m the world’s greatest detective, master of many martial arts, and have gadgets that can do almost anything.”

GL: “I’m Green Lantern; my emerald bling can create constructs of anything I can i...

Badly formed wordplay is utter torture

Truly, you could say it is pun-ishment.

I formed a rock group called the elastics, things aren't going so well so far though,

We have one song and it's band.

What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions?

A prejudice

What would call an organization formed by atheists

A non-prophet organization

I formed the habit of not telling anyone about my plans until I succeed

now I fail without anybody even knowing.

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