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Formula 1 Jokes

Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race...

I was fast, asleep.

Racism in Formula 1

Every day they make Sergio Perez put on a nomex suit. Why is no-one complaining about this ?

Credit: A co-worker.

A Brundle of Laughs - Formula 1 Joke

What did Guenther Steiner say to his boss after Kevin Magnusson ran wide at turn 3 and skidded onto an eggplant?

I’m afraid it’s Aubergine

I just don’t like Formula 1.

Does that make me a racist?

A 100 year old man who lived next to a Formula 1 track all his life got interview by the local news

Reporter: "100 years is a long time, has this place had an affect on your life in any way?

The old man scratched his head and took a minute to think and said:

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

(Works better when you tell it lol)

What is the best liquor for watching Formula 1?

Rrrrruuummmmm

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"How can you watch porn but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked

" The same way I watch Formula 1 whole weekend but still happily drive my 2010 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..

That satisfied her...

I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips

If I love Formula 1 and hate NASCAR...

Does that make me a race-ist?

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100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan

Now it's called Formula 1


*Ku Kluk Klan

I once knew a Formula 1 driver who had a day job trucking donkeys.

He was never a good driver, but he hauled ass!

A man who lived his whole life near a formula 1 track got interviewed on his 100th birthday

"Has living here impacted your life in any way?" asks the interviewer.

He takes some time to think and then answers:

"NNNOOOOOOOOUUUUOO"

My ex-girlfriend said she liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR

I just can’t be in a relationship with someone who’s raceist

They say live fast, die young

But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing

What is a videogame people have been waiting forever and devs never seem to release the sequel?

Formula 1

Did you hear about that Formula 1 Driver that died in the hospital?

After seeing his family, he took a turn for the worst

I dont care if I seem racist

Drag racing just is not as impressive as formula 1.

What is plankton’s favourite sport?

Formula 1

I JUST HATE CERTAIN RACES ..............(offensive)

For example Formula 1 has become really boring

I'm not a racist, I love all races equally

Nascar, Formula 1, Mario Kart......

What’s the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver?

One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.

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A man was talking to his therapist about finding the right woman. A man was sitting in his therapist’s office telling him about how he finally managed to find the right woman, after a whopping 3 divorces.

He says, “well the first wife was quite the fireball and we had good chemistry, but she was a fitness instructor and during sex always yelled ‘HARDER! STRONGER! KEEP UP THAT HEART RATE!’ and at some point I just couldn’t keep up... so we split.”

“Well,” said the therapist, “what about the sec...

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