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Flipping The Bird Jokes

A woman was at the gas station.

A woman was at the gas station putting gas in her car, while doing that, she spills gas on her arm, she gets back in her car and drives away, she lit a cigarette and her arm catches fire, a cop pulls her over and charges her with illegal firearm, she sped of, a bird hit her windshield then hits th...

I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.

It's constantly flipping the bird.

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Original Jokes.

A man is speeding down the beach road in Nags Head, NC when a seagull smashes into his windshield. He gets it stuck in the wiper blades trying to get it off, and eventually a cop comes up behind him and hits the cherries and berries. At that moment the seagull flips off the guy's car and smashes int...

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