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Velma Jokes

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Fred, Velma, and Daphne don't smoke weed

But Shaggy and Scooby doobie do

What did Velma say to Scooby at the haunted methadone clinic?

"Junkies!"

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So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"

Yes Scooby Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

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The Mystery Gang have a quiz night.

Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster.

Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other.

Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?

Scooby: Rhino!

Fr...

Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

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