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Flash Light Jokes

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Police officers stops car towing, no idea for better title

first time poster, not sure if its re-post sorry if it is, translated as im not from english speaking countrie

Driver of old Yugo (old shitty car) had stopped on highway because of engine problem and started to stop cars for towing to nearest exit, there happened to Ferrari driver to stop and...

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A toothpaste factory had a problem.

They sometimes shipped empty boxes
without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the
buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with
them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to
hire an external engineering ...

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. (Sorry if repost)

After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flash light!". The woman says,
"Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 15 minutes!"


Edit; Edited something.

Jesus is watching...

A burglar one night decides he's going to break into a home, he notices a home alone and promptly makes his way.
He heads to a window looks around and spots a tv. He then proceeds to enter the home through the window.

Upon entering the home he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching......

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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun, and one brought nothing but a few cough drops.

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobweb...

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