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Fitness Tracker Jokes

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I finally got an Apple Watch fitness tracker...

...I masturbated for a mile and a half last night!

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New Year, Old Me

Got a fitness tracker for Christmas and it's been on my wrist ever since. I haven't done any running yet, but I've masturbated 5 miles.

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