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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer.

Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."

The fitness trainer asked me "What kind of squats are you accustomed to doing?

I said, "Diddly !!"

Did you know that Cardi B has a twin fitness trainer?

Her name is Cardi O

I asked a fitness trainer at my local gym what would be the best machine to use in order to impress girls

Apparently it’s the ATM machine at my local bank.

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