Fisticuff Jokes - 3 Hilarious Fisticuff Jokes

Two police officers are called out to a bar...

...where a couple of patrons have gotten into a fight.
When they get there they find an Acid and a Base trading blows. The officers split them up, give them a verbal warning, and send them on their way in opposite directions.

A couple of days later the same officers are called out to a...

the greenhorn

A greenhorn comes from back east to try his hand at prospecting. He buys his gear and heads off into the hills. He has a couple of lonely weeks, with a little bit of success finding gold.

He's sitting by his campfire one evening when this crusty old prospector shows up and says "Howdy there...

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Who looks like Jesus

An Irish priest and a Italian priest were having an argument in the street about who looked like Jesus. The Irish priest said that the members of his congregation all told him that he looked like Jesus. The Italian priest said that all the followers of his church said that he was the splitting image...

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