Venn Jokes - 9 Hilarious Venn Jokes

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.

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Thank you for the awards.

As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't ...

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What do you call a Venn diagram seeking revenge?

A Venn dettagram

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if you made a Venn diagram of Rick And Morty fans and Tool fans what would it look like?

Would it be a Perfect Circle?

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I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram...

But now it's all coming together.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparison Ford.

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A Circle was talking to his other circle friends, he said did you know that our buddy circle hooked up with that lady circle? And circles asked...

Venn?

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I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram.

“Venn?" he asked.

“As soon as you can.”

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"I could get some Cheez-Its..."

"Or I could get Starbursts...or beef jerky...

"Or I could get Cheez-Its *and* beef jerky...*or* beef jerky and Starbursts...OR, I could even get Cheez-Its, Starbursts, AND beef jerky..."

-"Dude! What the hell is taking so long?!"

"Just trying to decide what I want from this Venn...

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

because potholder was already taken.

I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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