Eskimos Jokes - 21 Hilarious Eskimos Jokes

Two Eskimos

sitting in a kayak and were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.
Proving, once and for all, that you can’t have your Kayak and heat it too.

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How do eskimos get into their igloos?

They just walk right inuit.

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Eskimo.

An Eskimo took 6 months to build an igloo, he was so proud of it he bragged to all his fellow Eskimos and invited them over for a party.

Silly move.

It was a house warming party...

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How do eskimos always know where to find the best Seals?

They use their inuition

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Did you know that eskimos have their own lottery?

You have to be Inuit to win you it.

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What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?

Net fish and chill.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for too long?

Polaroids

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Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it’s too cold out Tide.

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What do eskimos hold their houses together with?

Igloo

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An Eskimo's snowmobile breaks down

He brings it to the local mechanic who after some time pulls the whole engine apart and finds the problem.
Mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal"
Eskimos wipes his face quickly and says
"Oh, That's just mayonnaise"

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Two Eskimos have killed a walrus

and they are on their way to their settlement. They are pulling the walrus by the tail, but it's really hard to pull since its tusks keep digging into the snow and the tail continuously slips out of their grip.

Halfway home, they come across a geologist. The geologist sees their struggle and ...

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Why aren't there any Muslim Eskimos

When Ramadan falls in the summer they all starve to death.

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What kind of Bathrooms do Eskimos use?

IgLoos

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Hitler dies and God calls him

After Hitler dies, God calls him in His office. When he gets there, God asks "if I gave you the possibility to live another life, what would you do?"

Hitler answers "I'd kill all the Jews and twelve Eskimos".

God promptly asks "Why the Eskimos?".

"See, not even you care about Je...

What do young Eskimos ride to school?

Ice-cycles.

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The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?

I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.

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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both love a tight seal!

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Cold

There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest iglo...

Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm.

However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak and started getting cold.

So they decided to build a fire. Of course shortly after the kakak sank.

The moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Eskimos have seventy-eight words for different kinds of

anthropologists.

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