Scientists have discovered a food that totally erases a woman 's sex drive.
It's called a wedding cake.
My dad bought an eraser that advertises as “erases big mistakes”
I’m sweating right now
Einstein dies and goes to heaven
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,
"You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to
sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a ...
Warning.
Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.
And came home with two cases of beer.
Good ole little Johnny was sitting in class
The teacher drew a line with three birds on it up on the blackboard.
"Ok, class, there are three birds on a wire, if one of the birds falls off, how many birds are left?"
As she erases one of the birds on the blackboard, little Susie in the front row raises her hand and...
A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope...
The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and the man saw that one of the problems was a four letter word for female that ended in "unt".
The man wanted to help the pope, but really didn't want to say the answer. Finally, after thinking and thinking, the man tells the pope "aunt". The pop...
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