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Why does it suck being a seismologist?

It's all shift work and there's no stability.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

The only downside to Cinco de Mayo...

...is Seis de Hangover

A Spanish man is showing his friend his boats

He tells his friend he has a boat named uno, dos, tres, cuatro, and seis.

His friend asks what happened to the fifth one

The Spanish man says: Cinco!

Mexico had an earthquake which was a 6 on the Richter scale

Guess you can say there was seis-mic activity down there

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