Eat Vegetable Jokes - 9 Hilarious Eat Vegetable Jokes

People that don't eat meat are called vegetarians, but what are people that don't eat vegetables?

constipated

what do you call a Keanu reeves who doesn't eat vegetables

A John Weak.

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I was a fat kid who didn't eat vegetables

My mom told me, "if you eat too much pork, you'll become a pork". She can be such a dick

Do you know why Cannibals eat Vegetables?

Easy Prey

For ethical reasons I started to only eat vegetables

surprisingly their meat doesn't taste that bad!

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A man says to his doctor: "Doctor plz I am so sick my stomach can't digest anything. If I eat meat, I poop meat; if I eat vegetables, I poop vegetables. What do I do?!"

Doctor: "Eat shit."

How do you make it easier for your kids to eat vegetables?

Take 'em off the wheelchair

When I was in middle school, my "friends" used to force me to eat vegetables until I almost threw up.

They even started sending me pictures of vegetables on the internet, threatening to make me eat lettuce until I was sick. To this day, I still suffer from the effects of their rampant and traumatic fiber-bullying.

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the d...

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