A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful breasts he’s ever seen.
He walks up to her and asks: “If I give you 10’000$, will you let me bite your boob?” The woman, quite shocked, obviously says no. The man then asks if he can bite her breast for 100’000$. The woman still says no. The man asks for 1’000’000$, 10’000’000$ and 100’000’000$ but the woman still re...
Why did the labradoodle bite its owner?
Because he was cross
Why is your pig missing a leg?
Why is your pig missing a leg?
-Well, one day I was working at the barn when i accidentally dropped my gas lamp and everything caught on fire, the whole barn was surrounded by the flames and there was no way out. I was pretty sure I was going to die, but suddenly, my pig came running through ...
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