Dx Jokes - 9 Hilarious Dx Jokes

d/dx (∫ (f (x)) dx )

Thats disintegration

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Why did d/dx break up with e^x?

She finally realized that she could never change him. #mathcanbefunny

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The god I worship is d/dx(-cos(x))

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

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What would you call a poem written in the honour of a Mathematician?

dy/dx - 3x = 2

What's this?

An ODE (Ordinary Differential Equation)

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This is a little derivative...

^^^dy/dx

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Two mathematicians were having lunch at a diner and got into a rousing discussion about the state of mathematics education in the US.

The first mathematician insisted that the general American populace was woefully inadequate when it came to understanding even basic math, while the second felt the average person knew more than they were given credit. They made a friendly wager and agreed that the next time their waitress came by, ...

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What's a mathematician's favorite drug?

dx/dc

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Two Math Professors in a Bar

Two professors, American and Soviet, are sitting in a bar in the middle of Moscow. They begin to have a heating conversation about levels of education in general population of their countries.

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

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What's the worst advice calculus can give you?

Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!

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