UPJOKE
parliamentlegislaturesejmstate dumapresidiumsoviettsarknessetlaw-makersbundestagverkhovnaboyarsldpdeputiesdpj

Duma Jokes

How many ears did Alexandre Dumas have?

Five. A left ear, a right ear, and three musketeers.

“I’ve been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week.” Said my neighbor Mike.

Mike: “For example, do you know who Euclid is?”

Me: “No.”

Mike: “He is the father of geometry. If you take night courses you would know this.”

The next day the same discussion took place:

Mike: “Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?”

Me: “No.”

Mike: “He is the...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.