It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.
A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.
He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.
He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...
A conductor is getting an orchestra together for a performance but having trouble finding a clarinet player.
Finally, he calls a contractor who tells him "Well, the only guy I've got available at this moment is this jazz clarinetist.”
The conductor replies "I can't stand working with jazz musicians! They dress lousy, they're always late, and they all have an attitude problem.”
“Well" replie...
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