LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000's as our golden oldies! It'll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!
The FBI, the CIA, and the KGB are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The FBI receive 1000 tips about the rabbit's location but refuses to investigate.
The CIA burns down the whole forest and said there's no rabbit.
The KGB drags a man out of the forest and beats him as he screams "OK I'm a rabbit!"
(DnD, Spoken) What do you get if a couple of monks in a row, all hold their attack action?
A delayed punchline
Works better if you say it and then just wait a minute before saying the answer, just wanted to share it here, feel free to give thougths on improvements.
DnD books:$20
Gas to go the store:$15
Realizing you have nothing to roll:diceless
A group of DnD players walk into a bar
The bartender asks, “what’re you all in for?”
The group says “we’re hunting mimics”
The bartender laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed. They killed the table
I wanted to run a DnD game where the party would be setting up a gynecology clinic, but my gaming group started spreading a false rumor that it was a kink thing?
It was just a smear campaign...
How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player?
Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...
A joke to tell at DnD. Why are Dwarf pubs so bad?
Because they set the bar so low.
Why did the horse want to study genetics
Because he liked DN-neigh
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Tiger Fucking
Q: What's black and white and read all over?
Delivery Note (DN), mention "I bet you know this one"
A: A newspaper.
Q: When is a door not a door?
DN: wait for the person to really think about it, and get it or say they give up.
A: When its ...
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