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Unappealing Jokes

Welder joke

A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he's done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner comp...

What do you call an ugly banana?

Unappealing

Last election, I voted for the party with the red colour

I don’t know why, but the blue party was just one of the most unappealing, disgusting political parties I had ever seen, with the weakest leader ever. The policies they presented were going to basically ruin everything I had.



I voted for Justin Trudeau.

Ugly People go to Heaven (semi-long)

On a dark and snowy road, a bus filled with 20 very ugly people crashes and explodes, instantly killing everyone.

However, they’re all good and kind people. So, they all go to heaven.

As they stand in front of the pearly gates, waiting to enter, God appears before them.

He says...

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