Davy Crockett Jokes - 5 Hilarious Davy Crockett Jokes

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.

How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

"Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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It's the last day of school and Little Johnny is ready to go home.

The teacher says, "To be dismissed from class and go to the playground while you wait for your parents to pick you up, you have to answer a history question correctly."

Teacher asks, "Who was the 1st president? Maria?"

Maria says, "That's easy, George Washington!"

"Very good, yo...

At The Alamo

So Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were standing above the gates of the Alamo. When they looked down they saw 30,000 angry Mexicans out on the field.

Confused, Davy looks over at Jim and says, "Damn dude, just how much concrete did you order?"

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