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Davy Crockett Jokes

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.

How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

"Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

At The Alamo

So Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were standing above the gates of the Alamo. When they looked down they saw 30,000 angry Mexicans out on the field.


Confused, Davy looks over at Jim and says, "Damn dude, just how much concrete did you order?"
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