Crockett Jokes - 10 Hilarious Crockett Jokes

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.

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How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

"Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

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Little Johnny was in class one friday.....

The teacher said we'll play a game, whoever answers my questions correctly can leave early for the weekend. The first question was, who started a speech with "four score and seven years ago "? Several kids raised their hand and little Johnny was waving his hand frantically in the back of the class....

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It's the last day of school and Little Johnny is ready to go home.

The teacher says, "To be dismissed from class and go to the playground while you wait for your parents to pick you up, you have to answer a history question correctly."

Teacher asks, "Who was the 1st president? Maria?"

Maria says, "That's easy, George Washington!"

"Very good, yo...

New Game

Here's a new game we can all play!

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

I call it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

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At The Alamo

So Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were standing above the gates of the Alamo. When they looked down they saw 30,000 angry Mexicans out on the field.

Confused, Davy looks over at Jim and says, "Damn dude, just how much concrete did you order?"

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