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Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmation

It was the least i could do for it

I lost track of our Dalmation Puppy

Luckily, she was spotted

Stalins child looked like a dalmation

Poor guy had birthmarx all over him

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died.

Condiments are roaring in.

* He will be mist
* He was a very general food man
* He was killed in four luggages
* He is in a wetter place
* Paying for his knife and Emily
* Send flours and dalmations to---
* May he roast in piece
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If I made a Mobius strip out of black and white dog fur,

would it result in eternal dalmation?

The firefighters dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngs...

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