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I sexually identify as a bendy straw

Straight until the kink hits.

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bisexual people are like bendy straws

they're straight until you make them bend over

A kid joke my daughter just told me, not sure if I’ve ever heard it before: if the bendy part of your left arm is an elbow

Shouldn’t the bendy part of your right arm be an arbow?

So a head rolls into a bar...

This guy only has a head. No neck, no torso, no limbs.

He gets helped up onto the bar and asks for whiskey on ice, with a bendy straw so he can drink, and the bartender obliges.

He starts talking with the bartender and the other guy at the bar, answering questions about how he lives wi...

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