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Cup Size Jokes

What cup size bra do striped horses wear?

A size Z-Bra!

This year, Starbucks are issuing a new cup size for Christmas.

It's called the Adventi.

I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had

She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.

Bonus Round:

She pulled it out of her trombone and said about 6 inches.

I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was.

She said 500ml.

Two women decide to make some money by betting on horse races.

They come to the track and start thinking which horse to bet upon. After all, they don't know much about the matter. Suddenly, one says:

**Woman 1**: Listen, I have an idea. What's your cup size?

**Woman 2**: C.

**Woman 1**: And mine is D. That's three and four. Three plus four ...

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Found out why Americans are obsessed with breasts!

All their cooking recipes are in cup sizes

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Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The "iTit" will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup size.. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

Question: What's AAAA?

Answer: A couple of female gymnasts' bra cup sizes.

When I asked my girlfriend what car she was going to buy...

She said, "I don't know. I just want something that gets me from A to B."

She's so stupid. No car is going to increase her cup size.

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Boob job

Wifey wanted to get a boob job to up her cup size, so she asks her husband what he thinks. He replies:"Boob jobs are very expensive, why don't you just rub toilet paper between your boobs, it'll make them grow in no time!"
Wife:"Really, you really think it'll work???"
Husband:"Well, it worked ...

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A woman goes in for a breast augmentation...

A woman goes to her doctor to discuss the pros and cons of a breast augmentation. The doctor is not a huge fan of plastic surgery, favoring a more holistic approach. He tells the woman there are a series of exercises she could try first, in order to firm up and enlarge her breasts.

The woman ...

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The other day I saw a big-breasted bikini barista working in a coffee stand

So I pull into the drive through and order a small coffee, just as an excuse to get a closer look at her 36DD boobs. She hands me the coffee & says "That'll be $9!"



Shocked I asked her why it costs so much. She shrugged & responded "All drink prices are based on cup size."...

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