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What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common?

Speculative execution

My friend told me that he was going to buy a bunch of Intel CPUs.

I told him to stop that non-Zens.

A smoking room in a big tech corporation

A smoking room in a big tech corporation (because the equipment is so fragile and sensitive that smoking is not allowed nearby). A lot of smoke and talk - circuits, chips, boards, punch cards and so on.

Then a young technician suddenly says, "Why we're always talking about tech things only? W...

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