Cow Tipping Jokes - 10 Hilarious Cow Tipping Jokes

I've never tried cow tipping before.

How much do you usually pay them?

I was out cow tipping the other day, and I pushed over the first cow, no big deal. When I went to push over the second one it went to the ground and came back up at me!

It turned its head, and said, "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

TIL cow tipping is an urban myth.

Apparently, the farmers just pay them a competitive wage.

I went cow tipping in a marijuana field

The steaks were high

I have a question about cow tipping.

Is 15% enough?

A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping...

They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have one of the boys go tip it over. The cow falls over and they all laugh. They find another cow and another kid goes over, tips it, and they laugh.

One of the boys sees a fence a little ways awa...

My nephew asked me how I felt about cow tipping.

I told him I could not remember the last time I had a cow waiter.

Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chic...

Moo-ch appreciated

Thanks for the milk. Here's what I owe you and a little extra for yourself.

*That*'s cow tipping

Two guys from New York go on a cross-country trip and end up walking into a bar in Kansas.

After a few too many drinks, one of the guys asks the bartender, "Hey, can you tell us how to go cow tipping?" "I'm sorry, gentlemen. Cow tipping is simply an urban myth," the bartender explains. "The farmers actually pay them a competitive wage."

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