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Corrupt Politician Jokes

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The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people.

Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.

Edit: Wow...so this is what it’s like to reach the front page... really underwhelming...

In all seriousness, while there are a bunch of corrupt politicians out there, DO call your congressman and DO participate in your local elections and pr...

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What’s the difference between a cake and a corrupt politician?

One is a shit pie and one is ajit pai.

It’s a slow night at the bar, when in walks narcissist, a millionaire, and a corrupt politician.

The bartender says “good evening Mr. President”.

If we arrested all of the US' Corrupt Politicians...

We wouldn't have anyone to vote for in November.

Donald Trump, a Russian spy and corrupt politician walk into a bar..

He quickly turns around and leaves, saying "What was i thinking?? I don't even drink alcohol!"

A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?

The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

A corrupt politician manages to sneak a number of loopholes in to a new law that gave him ownership of several hotels in Seville and Valencia

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn decision

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What’s the difference

Between a sexual predator and a corrupt politician working for the corporations....







.........nothing but one is in the White house and the other is trying to take his job.

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper, explodes one day in mid-session and begins to shout,

“Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other senators demand that the angry member withdraw his statement or be removed for the remainder of the session. After a moment to think, the angry senator apologizes. “I’m sorry,” he says. “What I meant to say was half o...

A man dies and goes to heaven

When he meets God, he asks, "God, is it true you love everyone?"

"Yes, my son."

"And so you can see the good in everyone?"

"Of course, my son."

And so the man begins asking questions about the most evil people he can think up: war criminals, mad scientists, corrupt politi...

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