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Contortionists Jokes

How many contortionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At least two, but they may need some time to get inside it.

The circus near my house started a competition to find the best contortionist

So I entered myself, and won.

A friend emailed me this joke. I hope it's not a recent repost! A travelling salesman is visiting a small town in southern Georgia, when...

...he spots a flyer on a telephone pole advertising a circus and carnival held by the locals for charity. But what REALLY catches his eye was the extra-large-type proclaiming:
“Don’t Miss the Amazing Perfesser!”

Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts.. animals, cl...

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