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Piano Playing Jokes

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The piano playing in “Eyes Wide Shut” may be the most unnerving thing I’ve ever heard...

...and I’ve heard my parents having sex

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A drunk walks into a bar...

A drunk walks into a bar carrying a shoebox and says "Hey bartender, if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free drink?"

Bartender shrugs, and says "Well, it'd have to be something pretty amazing. Let's have it."

Guy pulls a rat and a tiny piano out of the shoebox and se...

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A man walks into a bar...

He asks the bartender "If I can show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, can I have a free beer?"

The bartender replies "Ok, but I've seen some good things, it'll have to be really amazing."

So the man pulls out a hamster and a little piano. The hamster begins playing a song ...

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