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Conservative Party Jokes

I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party

Or Nat-C for short

Who could've expected conservative party member Boris Johnson....

would end up getting a Prince Albert?

Welcome to the conservative party

I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.

Both her parents, Labour supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?”

She replied, “I...

What dish would you cook to ensnare a member of the UK Conservative Party?

Chicken Cacciatore.

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